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921 Made a joke…not funny.
922 2 million Americans working that would otherwise be unemployed…huh? Source please…my figures confirm a net job loss and 10% unemployment. Jarret, Aexlrod and Gibbs can't agree.
922 Recovery Act/Stimulus disaster being pimped…avoided disaster. Created disaster in my book.
923 Talking about booming businesses due to stimulus…is this guy nuts? Helloooo…10% unemployment…ring a bell?
924 Jobs! The new focus! Obama 2.0!
925 Entrepreneurs weathering recession apparently…banks only lending to big business, populist blah, blah, blah.
927 Eliminate capital gains tax on all small businesses? F*CKING A –RIGHT! FINALLY! Wait..did I hear that wrong?
928 Clean energy! Tax big business. Populist mantra…
929 People are out of work. He needs a jobs bill! 7 million jobs lost in 2 years. Yeah exactly, champ!
930 Just stole the lost decade from Japan...apparently, we now have a lost decade as well.
931 China revamping their economy. US shouldn't be second place to them. Maybe we should stop owing them money, no?
932 Punish banks – no.
933 Punish banks – yes. Guard against recklessness that brought our economy down. Lock up Barney Frank!
934 Clean energy!
935 New nuclear power plants? WOW! WTF? Someone is reaching.
936 Climate bill, even with its manipulated data, and even if you doubt the evidence, needs to be passed…NOW! Clean energy!
937 Export our goods, bitches! Double 'em up…that's the goal!
938 Free trade…
939 Improve our schools…reward success and don't reward status quo. Anybody tell the unions?
941 Nationalizing student loans is awesome! Hugo Chaves approves.
942 Doubling child care tax credit.
943 Health insurance reform! No he didn't! Scott Brown made that dead Mr. President.
944 "Let's clear a few things up." Took on healthcare reform for the people! It was all about you.
945 Insurance companies BAD! Shout out to Michelle Obama…looks like she's pissed.
946 Still preaching health care reform…it's done. Scott Brown? Hello? Oh wait. He didn't explain it to us correctly! Oh, so that was the problem. It's back on!
947 Wants us to take another look at ObamaCare. WTF? Is this guy serious?
948 Tells Congress we're so close to health reform…get 'er done!
949 Fiscal spending manipulation alert!
950 Wars, tax cuts, Medicaid, etc. left Obama a trillion dollar deficit when he took office? What? WHAT?
951 Americans are tightening their belts…the Feds will do the same. Spending freeze for three years – entitlement programs, like, say, a 2 trillion dollar health care program, are all good though.
953 Attack the rich! Bi-partisan proposal…
954 Freeze won't take place until next year…that's "how budgeting works." Republicans explode in laughter because that's not how budgeting works. Obama looks clueless. Why are they laughing he wonders?
955 Blame Bush!
956 He just said "let's try common sense." Hey…Republicans have been arguing that for a full year but nonetheless an excellent idea, Mr. President.
957 Bashing lobbyists. Post visitors online. Funny…Obama has fought Freedom of Information requests for their visitor logs and has manipulated the entire lobbyist dynamic…hmmmmm.
958 Earmark reform! Transparency for earmarks! But you signed a bill with 9,000 earmarks. Transparency like health care on C-SPAN? Oh wait…that didn't work with health care.
1000 Speaking to both parties…uniting or something.
1001 Politics has hurt the American people. Um, your policies and myopic focus on a failed health bill has hurt the American people.
1001 Last week sucked for us Democrats…Scott Brown!
1002 Dig at Republicans – no 60 vote majority, don't say no anymore…we no longer have the super majority so you need to say yes now! Got it?
1003 Security…here we go. All of us love this country...
1004 "We f*cked up." Napolitano is somewhere smiling.
1005 Prohibited torture. Trained Afghanistan troops so our troops can come home.
1006 Someone wake up Biden!
1006 Timetable…Iraqi troops home. Are you listening man-made-disaster participants?
1008 Bathroom break…sorry.
1010 Consequences!
1010 The leadership we're providing is freaking awesome!
1011 Help Haiti.
1012 America must stand on the side of human dignity. Liberating millions of Iraqi's ring a bell? How about Iran's unrest and Neda? You did ignore Iranian human dignity, no?
1013 Repeal don't ask don't tell…"it's the right thing to do." Love it…why wasn't it the right thing to do a year ago? Someone I know is pandering to the base.
1015 Ending with the populist tone…bankers bad…again.
1016 TV pundits bad! Change was my slogan…change isn't easy…can't do it alone…passions stirred with big change.
1017 Message to Blue Dogs: f*ck your jobs. Vote with me, get ousted, but be glad that you voted with me. You're lucky to have me. I'm the best. Me. Me. Me.
1018 Our Party's setbacks mean nothing because our spirit lives on through the people - via unemployment benefits and food stamps.
1019 Tapping into Haiti crisis to motivate. If Bush did that, we'd have civil unrest in the streets of San Francisco.
1020 "I don't quit." Good night. God bless America because we are certainly going to need his help!
Wow, that was a long speech.
